THREE SUPERLATIVE BLOKES:

 

 

SPORTS

with

“WAILING” WINSTON PARMENTER

 

&

 

MOVIES

with

JOHNNY

“BONES”

BOCELLI

 

&

 

\MUSIC

with

FRANCIS

“E”

FLATTS

DOWN TO CLOWN is the brainchild of 3 Internet-obsessed college students sick of frolicking around the World Wide Web to find the information they were looking for. Through in-depth studies and countless hours of research, they concluded that all that really matters in life are sports, movies & music.

The following is what ensued.

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The Headband Manifesto:

an NBA standout’s choice to wear or not to wear a headband directly impacts his ability to propel himself (and his team) to the level of the all-time greats....

Gaffigan the Great:

Squeamish audiences beware...

Do Your Part and then Get Out:

Rock bands, singer-songwriters, basically anyone except maybe jazz musicians and crooners listen up...

Meet our newest addition: Thaddeus “Thornberry” Busch. Click here to read whatever is on this bloke’s mind. You think you have some news for Thaddeus? Send the bloke an e-mail at Thaddeus@downtoclown.com

The List of Awkward Inevitables

Okay, so I was walking to class one day.  Nothing special.  I’m just minding my own business, changing songs on my iPod, thinking about the day ahead.  We’ve all been there, right?...